Short story: Wife 1.0

a book in which the story is writtenfiction

Recently upgraded from girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1.0?

Need help! Bringing Mashuka 8.0 or Biwi 2.0 will not solve the problem…

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“What’s so funny?” Fury growled.

For a long time, Isha was walking with her laptop, and she was getting ditched by it. He was trying to complete his report on his laptop.

“The funny wedding jokes are old,” she giggled again, and read a joke to him aloud:

Dear Tech Support (Technical Support),

Subject: Recent System Upgrade – Wife 1.0 | Need help!

I recently upgraded from girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1.0. Shortly afterwards I found that the new program started unexpected child-processing, taking up a lot of space and valuable resources. This process was not mentioned anywhere in the Product Disclosure Statement.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs, and gets launched as soon as the system is started, from where it monitors all other system activities.

Many apps like Gamble Night 10.3, Drunk Boy 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 have all stopped running. The system crashes (fails) as soon as you run them.

I still can’t keep wife 1.0 behind even while running some of my favorite programs. Thinking of going back to girlfriend 7.0, but wife 1.0’s uninstall utility (cancel) just won’t work. could you help me please!

Thank you,

an upset customer

“Marriage is that laddu,” smiled fury, “eat, then repent. If you do not eat, then you will regret. But it also has advantages. It can be made successful.”

“How?” Isha asked.

“No big deal,” he replied. “It’s the little things that make it work.” Finding time to go to the restaurant twice a week. Candlelight, dinner, light music, dancing…”

“That is, one should go to Mars,” Isha laughed, “and the other to Shukkar?”

“It will be cool,” Rosh rolled his eyes. “There are other little things to keep a marriage in order. Whenever it’s your mistake, admit it. When it’s not your fault, be silent.”

“Tech Support also has the same thinking,” Isha chuckled. “Here’s his answer:”

Dear Concerned Consumer,

This is a very common problem that men complain about, but it is mostly due to a fundamental misunderstanding. Many guys upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is just a useful fun program.

Wife 1.0 is an operating system, designed by its creator to run everything. I don’t think you will be able to clean wife 1.0 completely and go back to girlfriend 7.0.

The operating files hidden within your system will force Girlfriend 7.0 to run the same way as Wife 1.0, so there’s no point in doing so.

Once installed on the system, the Program Files of Wife 1.0 cannot be completely removed, deleted or cleaned. You can’t go back to Girlfriend 7.0, because Wife 1.0 isn’t built to allow that.

Some people have even tried installing Mashuka 8.0 or BiV 2.0, but this is even more problematic than the original install.

I suggest you read the entire section on ‘General Partnership Faults – GPFs’. It is clearly written in it that you yourself take the responsibility of all the difficulties and errors that may occur in using this program, regardless of the reason they happened.

Using wife 1.0, I found myself that running C:\yes baby app in the background saves the system from overheating. A useful method is also to enter the C:\apologies command.

However, avoid using C:\yes baby too much, because eventually you may have to enter the C:\apologies command to normalize the operating system. As long as you keep taking responsibility of all the GPFs, the system will run smoothly.

Wife 1.0 is a wonderful program, but maintenance can be expensive. Consider purchasing more software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K

Under no circumstances should you install Secretary 3.3 with Mini Skirt. We do not recommend running this app with Wife 1.0 as it may cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Look under ‘Warnings – Alimony / Child Support’ in your manual. I think keep wife 1.0.

with the best wishes,

technical support

“Love may be blind,” said Fury, shaking his head, “but marriage really does open one’s eyes.”

source: https://taletown.org/hi/%E0%A4%AE%E0%A5%9B%E0%A5%87%E0%A4%A6%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0-%E0%A4%95%E0%A4%B9%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%81/551-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%A4%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A8%E0%A5%80-1-0-patni-1-0

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